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You are so self-centered. In order for a sexual relationship to work, both parties involved must desire each other. According to your question, you're all about "what YOU want" without any regard to whether or not the snowman is even interested! You have other issues to work out before you start thinking about sexual relationships with snowmen.

2006-11-18 02:03:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

Maybe you can meet some snowmen in a local meat freezer. I hear they are all the rage now.

2006-11-18 10:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by Ha Ha! 3 · 1 0

Sadly, even an Eskimo man in Alaska can't legally marry the snowman he loves. My suggestion, run for political office. Change starts from within the system. You'll likely get support from the northern states. Your southern strategy will be more challenging.

2006-11-18 10:06:26 · answer #3 · answered by jackwasthere 3 · 1 0

Absolutely move. Get out, run till your nose and heart are bitten by stimulating chill of the climate that sprinkles the desire of your heart like manna from heaven.

2006-11-18 10:03:40 · answer #4 · answered by johnatplayct 3 · 2 0

Well maybe you should move in with me ! Although no snow yet its comming and then the rest of the time I could be your snowman ! Just keep the snowblower away from me !

2006-11-18 22:15:06 · answer #5 · answered by nicenvt 2 · 0 0

Buy a plastic snowman or a plush toy durring Christmas time. That should solve the problem.

2006-11-18 10:22:19 · answer #6 · answered by l2wh 4 · 1 0

Join the local Eskimo Club!

2006-11-18 12:04:44 · answer #7 · answered by JPR D 3 · 1 1

Find a freezer with a locking door, go inside, and shut the door behind you.

2006-11-18 10:20:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Just Chil out marvin, and get a walk in refrigerator

2006-11-18 11:35:34 · answer #9 · answered by hotnsassy 2 · 0 1

Snow cone Snow cone

2006-11-18 10:02:05 · answer #10 · answered by mayham1983 2 · 0 1

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