she got butter in the jam and jam in the butter, I'm considering scratching her eyes out then suing for damages, what do you think?
2006-11-18 01:26:59 · 43 answers · asked by Rhapsody 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Chill out people I'm just playing if you don't want to play with me then just go back to playing with yourselves.
:P
2006-11-18 01:31:18 · update #1
What spell did she use?
I can only get as far as making myself the bread?
I guess I could get someone to put me in the toaster then, though, couldn't I?
2006-11-18 01:46:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would make some jam and toast when your next round and then go upstairs and put it jam side down in her bed ha ha i did this to my friend once when we were going out one night, except i did it with a whole box of crunchy nut cornflakes
2006-11-18 02:42:07 · answer #2 · answered by Pet 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
F*CK ME how many people are taking this q seriously!jeez!
my ex gf used to do the same BUT would make the toast direct on the side board instead of a plate.she would then put it on a plate, walk off, and leave all the crumbs on the sideboard.Why not do it on the plate???it saves a job dont it!!??
lol
2006-11-18 01:32:25 · answer #3 · answered by aberdeen302004 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Invite the evil doer over and make her separate said butter and jam; while you are holding a cheese grater to her head!
2006-11-18 07:51:20 · answer #4 · answered by electric/discotequer/robot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its like training a dog.
Next time she does it, shove it in her face (while holding the back of her head to stop her squirming out of it). When she starts to have trouble breathing she'll have got the message.
And you'll be able to keep your jam and marg in the anally retentive way you like
;-)
2006-11-18 02:06:46 · answer #5 · answered by charlie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think as punishment you should spread the butter and jam all over your body and make her clean it of up to you what she uses may be fun you never know unless you try
2006-11-18 02:25:20 · answer #6 · answered by GRAHAM P 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think its foolishness.
I think I would be ok with leaving friends alone in my house. I think I would have an open fridge policy. I try to buy fresh food every day anyway. If they eat some leftovers then good.
2006-11-18 01:31:51 · answer #7 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a rude house guest!!! How dare she - that is just soooooo evil (ranks up there with leaving the toilet seat up) - the nerve of some people!!! You would be a good friend just to talk to her again!!! -
Make sure you email her the results from this survey - what a rude person!!!
2006-11-18 01:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
rhapsody it's easy enough to solve go over to her house and offer to make her a beautiful cooked roast dinner and the washing-up afterwards and whilst she is stretched out on the sofa relaxing LICK THE GRAVY off all the plates knives forks etc and put them in the cupboard OR if you cant be bothered licking it off yourself get a dog to do it see sugar plum, you don't have to sweat it. take things easy
2006-11-18 01:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats gross, some people have no standards.
Scratch her eyes out and dip them in the butter, then spread them on toast.
2006-11-18 01:30:03 · answer #10 · answered by John S 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋