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Question

there a little_____going to a______when he runs into_____.the little____pulls out___perpper spray and___says "take that you ______ _______. they throw___in the back of the ___ and drive to____to get some______. ___ escapes and kicks them right in the ___ and celebrates by going to a ______ to get a little_____ and live _______ever after

Answer 1

there a little monkey going to a school when he runs into his neighbors the little monkey pulls out 4563 pepper spray and then says "take that you big fat ***** they throw monkey in the back of the boat and drive to australia to get some money. monkey escapes and kicks them right in the penis and celebrates by going to a bar to get a little beer and live happily ever after .

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Answer 2

there's a little turtle going to a lake when he runs into weasel. The little turtle pulls out a can of pepper spray and he says "Take that you ugly weasel." They throw him in the back of the shell and drive to the mall to get some shovels. Weasel escapes and kicks them right in the leg and celebrates by going to a lake to get a little sun, and they live stupidly after.

Answer 3

there a little cookie monster going to a circus when he runs into an evil shoe.the little cookie monster pulls out dr pepper spray and the evil shoe says "take that you overstuffed monster they throw the dr pepper spray in the back of the volvo and drive to7-11to get some COOKIES!. Evil Shoe escapes and kicks them right in the ankle and celebrates by going to a lion tamer to get a little taming and live stinkily ever after

Answer 4

chicken, macdonalds, a butcher.chichken,lethal, loudly, bloody murderer. the chicken , van , the butcher shop, knives.chicken, crotch, pub, tipsy merrily

Answer 5

dog, kennel, a mugger...dog's mom, a can, she, sick human...the mugger, car, the police station, help. The mugger, shins, bar, drunk, unhappily.