He's already eaten my Pet Rabbit and six White mice.
I fear for my Gerbils. He might get hold of them if I am not careful!
2006-11-17 23:17:57 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Reptiles
WEEEEEELL HOW CAN I POSSIBLY CHOOSE THE BEST OF SUCH A LOT OF REALLY WITTY ANSWERS?
I HAVE GIVEN YOU ALL A THUMBS UP.
BUT I AM AFRAID I MUST END ON A SAD NOTE.
LOST BOTH MY GERBILS THIS MORNING.
IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER MADAM!
ONLY THOSE OF US WHO HAVE ACTUALLY HAD GERBILS KNOW HOW TRAUMATIC IT IS TO BE WITHOUT THEM.
INCIDENTALLY, I HAVE A NICE NEW HANDBAG HERE IF ANYONE WANTS ONE......NO? OK IT'S EBAY THEN.
2006-11-18 15:30:42 · update #1
I think you should hop in with him and defend the gerbils.
2006-11-18 01:22:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have said call Steve Irwin....but he is now in the great outback in the sky.
I would run down to the newsagents and buy a roll of sellotape. Return to the bathroom and tape his jaws together thus meaning your gerbils can use the bath without fear of being consumed. Once your gerbils have finished their ablutions you can untape his jaws until next tiime the gerbils need to use the bath!
2006-11-18 00:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well get a crocodile trainer apparently he failed his first course? OH right he gobbled up the instructor !! well tell pea brain your draining the tub and as legend goes he's going down the drain (he will believe cause his brains SO small , I am sure he will scramble out ..oh hide those gerbils they may be endangered soon!! oh and you be careful to ..withholding food till he got out of the tub wasn't such a good idea!!
2006-11-17 23:24:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spider Pig. My English instructor is a schizophrenic (or so rumor has it) and he would be coaching in simple terms great and then abruptly sing rather loud "SPIDER PIG, SPIDER PIG, does regardless of a spider pig can!" it particularly is an thrilling classification...
2016-10-22 07:23:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 12 gauge is in the third draw down in the kitchen shells are in the pantry the rest is pretty simple i hope
2006-11-17 23:23:31 · answer #5 · answered by Tigerex-the lonely archer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Turn the hot water on full. He doesn't want to burn his toes. So he will get out and go for a beer.
2006-11-17 23:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by brokeneyebounce 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Giving him away is the best option..right now, tie his jaws together and throw him out of the bath tub...
2006-11-17 23:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by Nick 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ermmmm I doubt this is a serious question but anyway...
how did he get into the cages of your other pets??
How big is he?
I doubt a croc would be able to climb out of a bath by itself... you might need to help it out.
2006-11-18 00:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by Trina 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow a pet croc....
i think you should try giving it away.... if you treasure your gerbils.. a lot
2006-11-18 00:42:41 · answer #9 · answered by stardancegal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldnt argue with him just offer to take the tap end and promise you will wash his back
Im sure he will let you share.
2006-11-17 23:21:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋