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Question

I used to live with my cousin who has 2 daughters, 6 and 9 at the time. It was summer so to save money we hung our stuff outside to dry. A bunch of us were sitting in the kitchen having coffee one afternoon and the 6 y/o came in and said, "Christina, if you need money for clothes my mom will probably give you some." I was confussed and asked he what I ment. She held up a thong and said, "your underware is falling apart, there's nothing left of it." We all burst into laughter and after that hung a clothes line in my room for items like that.

Answer 1

Everytime I (dad) went to the bathroom I would spray the odorizer after. My son 4yrs told his mom that when she went it stunk but dad's smell like cake. So now I say mine don't stink.

Answer 2

LOL This one I didn't witness but it had to do with the type of clothing I was wearing in front of a 3 yr old. Anyway I went to have ice cream with my son and my guys daughter. She had a sum dress on and I had a halter top on that was a bit revealing and I was constantly adjusting it and his daughter would do the same.

So my guy calls me later and say, Thanks. I said for what and he says his daughter is now worried that she may not have enough under her shirt. She walks up to her mother when he dropped her off and says, "Mommy why don't our boobies smoosh together like daddy's friend's. She has a lot and Ty (my guys good friend) told daddy they help make better hugs."LOL

This one I witnessed myself. my guy and I were supposed to go out one night and erlier that day he told me to "dress sexy" so me being the naughty girl that I am I wore a shirt that was very much like JLo's, barely holding up anything and a very tight jeans. So when he comes to pick me up he has his son in his car and he's on the phone, so I say hold on and run back in the house to get a coat. When I get to the car his son says, "Do you like bones?" I wasn't sure how to answer so I said, No, I don't think so why!? and he whispers (of course loudly) "Maybe you shouldn't give her your bone, Dad" I just about died and my guy was so embarrassed he just sunk down in his seat and said I'm sorry. That was th most hilarious thing I have ever heard a child say, until I read yours, that was pretty damn good!!! I hope you liked mine!!!

Answer 3

I've played Baseball all my life and was lead-off batter in College, so I was a pretty good hitter. A few years ago, the World Series of Girls Softball Champions came to Phoenix and offered people a chance to bat against them for charity! I gave my contribution - and stepped into the batters box and watched 3 fastballs wiz by so fast, I never moved the bat off my shoulder! Jeez THAT was embarrassing!

Answer 4

When my sister was 7 (i was 12, i am 18 now) she saw me in a thong. She looked so confused. She asked if something was wrong with my underwear. I said no and got all embarrassed. She looked intrested but i made her leave.
A few days later me, my mom and dad, my little brother and her were all talkin. Somehow underwear got brought up. My sister proudly announced that she had no idea how i wear my funnny underwear. Appareantly she stole one of mine and secretly wore it. it was way too big for her.
Everyone laughed and my mom told her what was up. My parents woudent let her get any until she kept stealing mine. They let me get her 2 and she was happy. I dont think she ever even wore them and my mom got rid of them within a few weeks.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

How funny!
My neice Jazmen is the silly sort. She saw my step-mom naked by accident back when she was 4 and so me and my sister were trying to talk to her about it to make her understand that she needed to be more polite. We were saying that she should knock next time and that it's not nice to barge in on people. My neice then looked me straight in the eyes and aske me when she could get some of those things that dwags around your knees. I couldn't help myself, me and my sis laughed till we cried.

Answer 7

Hahaha that is great!

One of my new neighbors is a lovely college-aged girl. The other day her father asked me if she was behaving herself. Before I could stop myself I told him that she's geat, except for the loud parties and all the big bikers full of sperm that park their Harleys on the lawn.

I was joking but I'm not sure if he knows that!!

Answer 8

O.K. funny story...I took my 6 year old grandson to the 2nd largest lake in MN. Seagulls were everywhere. Thousands of these noisy, mean looking things. He kept running at them trying to scare them. He got quite a distance from me. I yelled "ANDREW! Leave those birds alone, they will peck you to death!" Just at that moment all the birds flew up in the air at the same time--like a huge, noisy, tornado. Andrew races back to me with sheer terror on his face. (I am thinking smugly that he wants the loving protection of his dear grandma). He then grabs my arm and holds it upwards to the tornado of screaming seagulls and says "TAKE HER!"
LOL

Answer 9

LOL! That's funny! Here's one of mine: When my oldest daughter was 9, she came home from school one day, and without so much as a hello, says matter-of-factly "Mom. You HAVE to get me a G string." So this little voice in my head is shrieking 'what what WHAT???' and I said to her "EXCUSE me???" She does that annoyed sigh and rolling eye thing and says "Please." I ask "What are you talking about?" and she says "My violin!" waving it at me "I broke my G string today and I have lessons tomorrow!" LOL...Whew!

Answer 10

I was getting my 4 y/o grandson dressed for school. He put on clean underwear and said he had to pee so I told him to go ahead. In the next minute he said he didnt have to. I asked him if he was sure he didnt need to go and he reached down and grabbed his winkey, feeling it and said NO I need to go.