I take him everywhere with me.
He loves to ride in the car window with it rolled down.
Last night, a car pulled out in front of me and I swerved, throwing my cabbage from the car.
A car behind me rolled right over him!
I rushed him to the emergency room.
Four hours later, the surgeon came out and said he had good news and bad news.
I said please tell me the good news.
the surgeon said, I think your cabbage is going to make it.
I said what is the bad news??
He said, It'll be a vegatable the rest of his life.
Should i take him off life support?
2006-11-17 16:15:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ha Ha....That really slaws me!
2006-11-17 16:22:40 · answer #1 · answered by Lon B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahh!! that made me laugh. lol
some of the people on here take things to seriously, loosen up people! but then again maybe i feel like being a little immature for once =)
i think you shoudl take your poor little cabbage off of life support. he'll end up rotting away anyways!
2006-11-18 00:20:12 · answer #2 · answered by laa dee da 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am so sorry for your pet, i say take him off life support...what if he finds out he is going to be a vegetable for life, it could dramatize him!
2006-11-18 00:26:00 · answer #3 · answered by Nicoya 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would depend on whether or not you like cole slaw!
2006-11-18 00:24:07 · answer #4 · answered by Chocoholic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny ! but If I where U I would have posted this Q in the jokes section !
2006-11-18 00:24:48 · answer #5 · answered by vintage flowers 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes you should. That is just sad. I'm sorry for your lose.
2006-11-18 01:20:00 · answer #6 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GET A LIFE
2006-11-18 00:17:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahaa! well, if you can't pay for his medical bills, i think you should
2006-11-18 00:19:01 · answer #8 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kewlness...
2006-11-18 00:20:11 · answer #9 · answered by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh woke me up
2006-11-18 00:22:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋