And there was a brand new suit draped over the back of the chair in the bedroom.
I thought great, my wife got me a new suit.
I tried it on and it's 5 sizes to big for me.
There were business cards for a guy named "Walter Jipson" in the breast pocket.
Should I divorce her before or after i get the suit altered?
2006-11-17 16:03:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Before everyone needs a suit for court, plus with his cards you can smash into a parked car leave his card and go.
2006-11-17 16:09:14 · answer #1 · answered by KING OF HELL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
see how much money ole wally has before you go doing something rash like divorcing her
if he's poor then walk out on the cheating hag and keep the suit after she's paid to have it resized
if he's rich - do the same thing only go for alimony
2006-11-18 00:08:35 · answer #2 · answered by Jana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definately after, wear the suit to divorce court!!
2006-11-18 00:08:54 · answer #3 · answered by C. J. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who needs a suit? Bandanna, denim jacket, ripped jeans and cowboy boots work for me. However, you shouldn't divorce your wife, you should have her taken out. Set up some life insurance first though...hope this helps holmes
2006-11-18 00:08:00 · answer #4 · answered by Double J - Jonni Jigolo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd say after - after you get the suit altered, go around calling yourself by that name and do shameful things that will ruin his reputation, and spread rumors he's sleeping around on his wife/mistress/girlfriend if he has one.....
2006-11-18 00:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
After. That way you'll have a nice new suit to wear to court! LOL
2006-11-18 00:08:37 · answer #6 · answered by Chocoholic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alter the Suit, Keep the marriage...and share her with the other guy.
Threesome anyone!
2006-11-18 00:08:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Return it, get one that really fits you and let her see what she's gonna be missing - then divorce - but don't let her sweet talk you!
2006-11-18 00:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by cat lady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Before!
Thank you for the laugh. I needed that tonight!
2006-11-18 00:05:45 · answer #9 · answered by Demon Doll 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you are kind of having a bad wife nite
2006-11-18 00:07:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋