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I fell off a ladder a year ago and have been laid up.
The bills are mounting and foreclosure on my house is weeks away.
My wife decided to take action. She went out and turned tricks last night.
She came home and confessed what she had done.
I was not happy, but I asked her how much she had made.
She said $33.25
I said $33.25, who gave you 25 cents???
She said, they all did.
Should I divorce her?

2006-11-17 15:43:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

14 answers

dude, that was HILLARIOUS. good one.and heck no, send her out for some more change!!! cha ching

2006-11-17 15:45:12 · answer #1 · answered by tnkster71 2 · 2 0

Dude do you realize that's 133 men? I'm not sure if I should laugh or not, But hey LOL. If she's willimg to do that many guys in a single night she's a keeper. Just make sure you're telling her that average for a half hour is $125 not a dollar and 25 cents, and you guys will be able to fu*king own your home outright. Get that money maybe you should join an escort service yourself. HAHAHAHAHA LOL

2006-11-17 23:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. EV 2 · 0 1

Depends. Did she give you some when she got home? And i don't mean the money. lol

2006-11-17 23:50:11 · answer #3 · answered by mebbe_sew_mebbe_knot 1 · 1 0

Getting close.

2006-11-18 08:27:54 · answer #4 · answered by JustJane 6 · 0 0

i went and hustled up 6 ps3's, imma going to make 10,000 plus on them on ebay, you gotta think ahead.

2006-11-17 23:45:57 · answer #5 · answered by New Foil Hat1134 3 · 1 0

Wait till she makes more because half of it will be yours.

2006-11-17 23:48:16 · answer #6 · answered by E_Soup 5 · 1 0

thats a good one

2006-11-17 23:48:28 · answer #7 · answered by jeannie k 2 · 1 0

hey....those quarters add up.....just tell her to stay off MY street....

2006-11-17 23:50:28 · answer #8 · answered by panamm 6 · 1 0

ha ha.

2006-11-17 23:45:04 · answer #9 · answered by jperk1941 4 · 1 0

must be gst

2006-11-17 23:47:11 · answer #10 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0 1

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