2006-11-17 15:17:20 · 7 answers · asked by ? 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I had the exact same problem. I solved it by going on American Idol and then sleeping with Paula Abdul. She lavished me with gifts and bought me lots of drinks to keep me from going public. She's actually more attractive that Ryan Seacrest, if you can get past the mustache.
2006-11-17 20:57:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is really tiny????
(Whatever image just popped into your head is permanent and will save your marriage.)
2006-11-17 23:24:01 · answer #2 · answered by CAE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it a guy "Ryan Seacrest"?Ed wood Jr. Tell her your gay!!!!!!
2006-11-17 23:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by funnynotlost 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yal right...and i need to get rid of my feelings for Leanardo DeCaprio!
2006-11-17 23:22:58 · answer #4 · answered by ~just_jd~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tape his picture of him to your wife's face when you make love to her.
2006-11-17 23:48:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's all those sparkling white teeth. You don't really think he got them so creamy white with pearl drops, do you? ***wink wink***
2006-11-18 04:30:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude. get a life?
2006-11-17 23:22:40 · answer #7 · answered by joy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋