I'll break his legs
2006-11-17 14:51:42 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well it happened to me last night. I told her to get back to the retirement home and stop bothering me. I said that I'd be by to see her on Mothers Day but only if she stopped calling me more then once a year. That woman needs a hobby other then complaining. "The Nurses are stealing my money" "I have Bed Sores" and Blah Blah Blah
2006-11-17 15:00:06 · answer #1 · answered by mrharderson 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Threaten Death with trespassing and harassment charges. Then I would threaten to sue. After that, I would slam the door shut in Death's face and lock it. If that didn't work, I would go out the other door and take off in my car.
On one of my more insane days, I would probably ask Death if he/she wanted a soda.
2006-11-17 15:20:26 · answer #2 · answered by shea_8705 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him , hes got the wrong house, the ones hes looking for is 2 doors down
2006-11-17 14:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About time you came! Where's my freaking beer?! (Shrugs) Go back to the 7- 11 and get it!
2006-11-17 14:55:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well its really my time!...i will open the door and let him wait 'coz i will bade goodbye to my parents, siblings & friends and tell them that i love them so much...i will ask for an apology to the people i got hurt and i will go with him...that's it!
2006-11-17 15:01:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go out the back door and your response was the same from my friend.
2006-11-17 14:54:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anthony 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
if i havent finished raising and guilding my kids
then we would go a round to the death
i dont like to loose
2006-11-17 15:02:02 · answer #7 · answered by BIG JOHN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grab a bowling ball and hit him over the head just like in the Simpsons
2006-11-17 14:54:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
im surprised im not dead already since that dumbass clown tore my arm off. now im just wondering around in the sewers looking for my missing arm and paperboat.
2006-11-17 16:54:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send him next door!
2006-11-17 14:54:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋