EVERYONE PUT 3 JOKES ON THERE I WILL PICK THE WINNER IN 3 DAYS
2006-11-17 14:40:12 · 5 answers · asked by halle 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like sh it.
Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed.
2006-11-17 14:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by ShellyBelly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma says to tell you to stop asking for those stupid Yo Mamma Jokes.
And for you to quit telling them, too.
Says that telling them, makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-11-21 01:52:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid she thought the opposite of A.D.D was subtraction.
Yo mamma's so fat, when my brother got on top of her his ear's popped.
Yo momma so old Ashton Kutcher would date her.
2006-11-18 00:16:48 · answer #3 · answered by The wwe diva of 2010 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma is so fat her *** has it's own Zip Code.
Your Mamma is so fat her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Your Mamma is so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.
2006-11-17 22:52:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
YO MAMA SO STUPID IT TOOK HER TWO HOURS TO WATCH 60 MINUTES
2006-11-17 22:42:44 · answer #5 · answered by amrischi43 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋