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eww farting in my face

2006-11-17 13:49:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Movies

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Oh pay no attention to it. You probably have him close to being committed anyway. Dad's can have some fun.

2006-11-17 13:55:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

About a couple of months into your fathers gestation he went thru a phase that seperated him from intelligent life by the removal of part of the X chromosone turning it into the Y chromosone.All such beings are born with a brain defect which I'm sure you'll agree can result in odd/childish behavior.Since this occurance is a "Birth Defect" WE as women need just laugh and roll our eyes and hope he'll find something else to amuse him.

2006-11-17 21:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by hippiegirl672003 4 · 0 0

Because farting in the face of the family pet would be downright rude, disgusting and a waste of a good fart!

2006-11-18 21:53:56 · answer #3 · answered by comicaldad 4 · 0 0

In your face is pushing it too far, but my dad would always fart and chase us out of the house with the smell then laugh about it. I can't know why. It was the best and funniest thing you could do while growing up I guess!

2006-11-17 21:53:05 · answer #4 · answered by JustCurous 2 · 0 0

My step brother always did that to me until one time I took a big bite out of his left cheek. I never had to take another bite of his butt again.

2006-11-17 21:53:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Usually I'm all for family fun. But thats grose in your face.
Show him you can do it to. He wont be as proud

2006-11-17 21:57:13 · answer #6 · answered by MamaJupe 5 · 3 0

So you'll be used to it by the time you get married (your husband will probably do the same thing.....)

2006-11-17 22:23:46 · answer #7 · answered by answerer 2 · 2 0

If this is true, it is very crude abusive behavior. If you can ask you mom to get him to stop.

2006-11-17 21:52:11 · answer #8 · answered by ignoramus 7 · 0 1

OMG I hate when my dad does that!!!And sometimes he picks me up and makes me smell it!!!

2006-11-17 21:52:08 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ sexylove ♥ 1 · 1 0

sounds like a fun guy

2006-11-17 21:51:30 · answer #10 · answered by nena5271 3 · 2 1

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