I have a minor disability, enough to get social security , but I just want my own monkey ***** to fetch me food and soda.
2006-11-17 13:38:45 · 4 answers · asked by gentltailya 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Hi there...in order to qualify for a Helping Hands monkey you have to suffer other severe mobility impairments. Minor disabilities do not qualify so you'll have to fetch your own food and soda.
http://www.helpinghandsmonkeys.org/index.html
2006-11-17 13:43:27 · answer #1 · answered by ♪ Seattle ♫ 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
They are trained service animals, not pets. You're lazy. Get your own damn soda.
2006-11-17 15:56:28 · answer #2 · answered by ebonyruffles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They crap all over and BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You could end up with a WORSE disability!!!
2006-11-17 13:43:17 · answer #3 · answered by ARE YOUR NEWFS GELLIN'? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
somethings wrong with you.........
2006-11-17 13:42:45 · answer #4 · answered by amarizzle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋