Are there any Malcolms out there who would like to join The International Conspiracy of Malcolms?

Question

The International Conspiracy Of Malcolms Was founded to Promote Malcolmness in all of its various styles. To celebrate the unique culture of Malcolms To say to the world I am Malcolm and I’m not in the middle but at the top. To help other Malcolms to be the best Malcolm That they can Be. To seek out new Malcolms and welcome them to the brother hood of Malcolm. So that Malcolms of the world have a place of their own, to meet and share with each other what a joy it is to be a Malcolm. But mainly because it was a bloody silly idea that made me laugh.
The International Conspiracy of Malcolms
http://groups.myspace.com/theinternationalconspiracyofmalcolms

Answer 1

I think it's about time there was a Malcolm society - Malcolms have been maligned for far too long. Back in the 70s, the Vicks advert "Course you cad, Balcolb" was the bane of many a Malcolm, and the noble roots of Malcolmdom (Malcolm Canmore, King of Scotland) seemed to be forgotten. Rise again, Malcolms - devotees of St Columba, and be proud of your Malcolmness.

Answer 2

i am not malcolm and yet why don't you do a internet search of all the names of celebrities named malcolm? though one of my favourite celebs is called malcolm gets, though i'm not sure what use that would be to you!

Answer 3

Thank God I am a girl! and a Smith girl, no chance of the Malcoms getting to me! Phew! that was a close one!

Answer 4

Thank God I'm a Brian

Answer 5

my name isn't malcom but i am seriously considering changing it by deed poll now lol

Answer 6

where do oi soign?

yoo'll ave to wate till oive fineshed with these trollays!