Little green men from Venus think that our toilets are our dining tables and the brown stuff is the main course, like a stake, and the water brown stfuff is an appetizer, like soup. They want me to show them that the Earth wants peace and that I should host a dinner. but for the life of them they can't understand why I have 2 toilets in a family of 4 and why they are spread out. I try to explain to them that this is not true, but they will not listen. What should I do? Do they want "SOUP" or do they want a "STEAK"?!?!?!
2006-11-17 12:30:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Alternative ➔ Paranormal Phenomena
And what does your psychiatrist say about this?
2006-11-17 21:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peace requires compromise. Why not offer "steak soup"?
With a simple laxative, your guests will be thrilled, and you'll restore law and order back to the galaxy. Go for it!
2006-11-18 18:01:13 · answer #2 · answered by emilynghiem 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you will find the answer to your dilemma when you finally come down from what you are on.
Everyone knows that the "Little Green Men" come from Mars.
2006-11-18 03:09:31 · answer #3 · answered by Bladerunner (Dave) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jeff don’t ask people here. Ask your family members better. They would give compassion and understand you. Say prayers regularly, the more the better. The annoying ‘greenies’ would leave you alone.
2006-11-19 12:26:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you take them out to dinner.To your nearest road side rest.Then they could have their choice and as much as they want to eat.That away you can also get out of setting the table(s) that night.Tell them that earth does want peace.No matter how much s.h.i.t. we give one another.
2006-11-18 16:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by star_utsf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite them to partake in the feast, when they accept your invitation, wipe their dinner in their face and tell them (and this is the important part...) you need to get off drugs.
2006-11-21 01:26:13 · answer #6 · answered by Seth A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny. Vile, but very humorous, Beavis.
2006-11-18 15:20:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just eat a lot of Taco Bell and then they'll get their choice.
2006-11-21 14:52:49 · answer #8 · answered by Dolly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give them steak.
2006-11-20 00:44:45 · answer #9 · answered by Kazuki 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you ok, because it sounds lik you are a troubled person and you need perfessional help. seriously get checked into a psychiatric facility.
2006-11-18 13:22:44 · answer #10 · answered by HotMilf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the pipe down!
2006-11-19 15:10:29 · answer #11 · answered by givranss 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋