Mr. Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
has to work hard
has to work at great depths
has to work upside-down
has no ventilation or air-conditioned work environment
has to work in a high humidity environment with odors
has to work at hot temperatures
does not get weekends or holidays off
does not get time off after extra hours of work
has a hazardous work environment that often causes illness
Management Reply: "Request denied for the following reasons"
does not work 8 hours straight during any work period
does not respond immediately to any requests
coworkers often unsatisfied by job performance
falls asleep after a short period of activity
shows no evidence of loyalty at the workplace
works better alone than with others
does not work at all unless pushed from behind
does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
sometimes leaves work too early
2006-11-17 11:47:51 · 21 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Enjoy this as well for a BIG LAUGH
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiUA9AOCZEqDZefg5DeNdPHsy6IX?qid=20061117163712AApZ2xW
and for more Laughs click on my name and read the rest!
2006-11-17 11:49:21 · update #1
lmao...
ure cool dude
2006-11-17 11:50:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ITS tough when you hang around with a couple of nuts your best friends a pussy and your neighbors an *** hole and whats with the rain coat and being thrown into a cave and beat against the walls till you barf I agree its a tought life being a richard
2006-11-17 11:57:01 · answer #2 · answered by great white fisherman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm totally laughing at it! And I seriously doubt he would want weekends & holidays off. He wants to work every day!
2006-11-17 11:50:30 · answer #3 · answered by Steph 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your request is denied, very upset, protruding and disturbing!
2006-11-17 11:55:27 · answer #4 · answered by dodadz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Have a great night.
2006-11-17 11:53:50 · answer #5 · answered by Sexy-n-Hot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before, quite some time ago....It's really cute, funny.
Just copied it to send some friends.
Thank you.
2006-11-17 11:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by Eve 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious! I'm laughing. I'm naturally disturbed so I'm not sure if my answer counts.
2006-11-17 11:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by TrueBlue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They either love the dick or hate the dick, there is no inbetween! I'd give you the raise!
2006-11-17 11:55:58 · answer #8 · answered by X's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
i'm passing that one on
i know you wont mind
till next time
bye
2006-11-17 12:02:30 · answer #9 · answered by annie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it kinda funny XD
2006-11-17 11:51:45 · answer #10 · answered by DisenchantedMe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2006-11-17 11:49:59 · answer #11 · answered by Tya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋