Listen I am not lazy, its just that I don't really like to work very much. I have just never found a job that doesn't put me to sleep. So since I am sleeping anyway why don't I just stay home, and enjoy some of the true pleasures in life; sleeping and eating! I think it would be pretty fun training for something like this. I could eat tons of steaks, bacon, eggs, drink glasses of butter(seriously it tastes good). My wife says she will leave me if I do it but my other gf is actually encouraging me. She says she will stay home and serve me so I won't burn calories. So my question is how much, and should I go for it? Thanks
2006-11-17 11:43:00 · 8 answers · asked by da-chi-town-man 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
i don't even know where to start. you are completely useless. superfluous. you think anybody likes to work?
2006-11-17 11:53:47 · answer #1 · answered by gabriela 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please tell me that you are not serious!!! Even though you say you are not lazy, I am tempted to say that you are in denial and exemplify the typical habits and ideologies of a lazy person. That fact that you can say that a job puts you to sleep is an indication that either you really have that issue or that you are actually lazy and it is the laziness that puts you to sleep not the job (all things being equal).One of your biggest deceptions is that you actually think that true pleasures in life include sleeping and eating. Abused, these two can become threats to life not pleasure.I applaude your wife for not becoming co-dependent on what appears to be your issue and I think that your "so-called" girl-friend will wake up at some point and see that in her effort to support you, she is actually helping you take your life.
Now, to answer your question. Do yourself a favor, forget this childish, irresponsible, abusive and senseless notion and focus on something that will be rewarding for both you and your wife.
Oh! if there really is a girlfrriend, let her go and don't ruin a life with someone who really cares for you.
2006-11-17 20:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by Willard S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! This would be hilarious, except for the fact that there are people doing just that.
Where I work there is one woman, named "Angel", who uses her obesity as a way of getting paid for not working.
She has Adult-Onset Diabetes, asthma, and a host of other illnesses that allow her to get money without working.
She's never there on a Monday, and never there on a Friday, and if she wants to attend a Country/Western concert on Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday, we'll never see her or her idiot husband.
She's been fired three times, and each time the Labor Union brings her back.
2006-11-17 20:05:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No matter what - YOU will not get out of work just because you are heavy -- NO ONE gets out of work -- period. LIFE is HARD WORK -- there is no way around it.
So my question is this -- In order to purchase the food, you have to have money. To have money -- you have to EARN it. To EARN it means you need to work -- see a pattern here!
And ... just so you don't forget -- YOU are NASTY -- cheating on your wife, and having a Girlfriend on the SIDE --
I HOPE YOUR WIFE leaves your Cheating, Lazy, Nasty Rear End and TAKES everything with her!
2006-11-17 20:04:09 · answer #4 · answered by sglmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I think you should go for it. Hopefully your wife was telling you the truth and really is going to leave you. than once you weigh 350+ you g/f will also leave you because you wont be able to do anything and the smell of you would be unbearable...
Your wife should leave you anyways. You shouldn't be cheating on her
2006-11-17 19:54:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee what a GREAT question, from a true bottom feeder...
2006-11-17 19:46:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
over 300 lbs, and absolutley not!
2006-11-17 19:45:15 · answer #7 · answered by love2utam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you crazy!?
2006-11-17 20:23:11 · answer #8 · answered by *wanaka* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋