A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning."
Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
2006-11-17 11:36:09 · 15 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That is totally hilarious! Good one!
2006-11-17 11:38:38 · answer #1 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
that is truly a hilarious joke
2006-11-17 19:39:21 · answer #2 · answered by kitty is ANGRY!™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-11-17 20:58:42 · answer #3 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,sex with your boyfriend is allowed.Show some gay pride!
2006-11-17 22:16:15 · answer #4 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha it took me twice to relize y it was funny haha
2006-11-17 19:45:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seriously doubt it!
2006-11-17 19:38:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's the best i've read for the night
2006-11-17 19:56:27 · answer #7 · answered by annie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha LMAO
that's so wrong on so many levels!
2006-11-17 19:38:35 · answer #8 · answered by Amelia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DAMN, THESE ARE GETTINF FUNNIER AND FUNNIER BY THE MINUTE!
KEEP 'EM COMING!
I'M LOVING THIS.
2006-11-17 19:53:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not allowed,lol.
2006-11-17 21:23:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋