I promise I won't tell anyone. :)
2006-11-17 11:18:12 · 7 answers · asked by vinny_the_hack 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Too many to mention bro. Here's some standouts.
My wife was drunk and flatulated in my face while i was pleasuring her with my tounge....she made up for it later...oh yes she did.
Having sex with a girl and when she climaxed she screamed "You **** better than my husband!" then after she cooled her jets she looked at me and said "Oh but it's okay he's in prison for aggrivated assault."
My high school sweetheart and i were both thin she was getting into modeling and i was just born skinny one day we decided to have all day long marathon sex and rented out a hotel room well it was summer and we decided to leave off the ac since we'd be naked all day. Well eventually we had been doing the old in and out for an hour straight and we started sweating well soon our bodies rubbed against each other and the sweaty skin made a farting sound.
When a girlfriend from England and i decided we were going to sneak a **** in a friend's kitchen. We went at it strong and were both kind of high but felt we were quiet as can be but the next morning all anyone would say to us in mock British accents was "Oh..oh...oh...my god."
While in a major hardcore **** session with a Umfriend i decided to see just how hard and rough she liked it so i shoved my **** in her bottom and she just screamed "Oh God i love it in the ***!" the way she said it just made me laugh inside i held that snicker in good.
last one...
Similar situation i was with a girl this hot red head from NC and we were getting intimate with the kissing finally she looked deep in my eyes and in the thickest southern accent you could imagine said "Yougonnamakelovetame?" like it was all one word. I actually looked at her not in contemplation but trying to piece together what she just said. It was funny to me.
2006-11-17 11:43:30 · answer #1 · answered by sprydle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't Remember and Black Ninja... Thank you both. This was a very fun page... lmao.. Oh, for sure a star!!
2016-05-21 23:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funniest the that happened to me was the time my boyfriend made a fantasy come true. he covered the bed in rose petals but forgot a few thorns and i got one stuck in my butt check right in the middle of our love making. i screamed he jumped hitting his head on the headboard and we both ended up on the floor after tumbling off in laughter.
2006-11-17 11:23:11 · answer #3 · answered by VIRGINIA C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Went to kiss a girl good night and spit tobacco in her face. To this day I still don't know how those automatic motions went into gear at that moment.
2006-11-17 11:28:27 · answer #4 · answered by normy in garden city 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently you want us too...so here goes...I/we were doing our thing and I had a toy poodle...well the dog jumped on the bed and a lick was placed against a cheek that wasn't meant to kiss..not mine that's for sure...but you get the ideal
2006-11-17 11:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by Betty Boop 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was with my boyfriend and someone knocked on the door but of course we had locked it. obviously niether of us wanted to answer it, but whoever it was just kept knocking, kicking and yelling at the door!
2006-11-17 11:33:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He passed gas .
2006-11-17 11:22:33 · answer #7 · answered by Geedebb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋