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what's my chances of getting salmonella?

2006-11-17 10:59:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Hello Chewychimp. Dodo's have to be cook in the 18th century ffs ;) My time mochine is in the pawn shop. It's yours for 20 welsh cakes.

2006-11-17 11:11:01 · update #1

A.Joe. you have to tell him i am so sorry for the uncontrollable laughing-fit Emailing the humour around the world and incontinence over it. ;)

2006-11-17 11:14:51 · update #2

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I got the squirts after eating under cooked turkey.

2006-11-17 19:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Do you mean you eat 'raw' birds regularly?? - If you are eating raw birds then the classic symptoms of Salmonella are writing sentences that don't quite make sense and your balls turn black and eventually drop off!!!

If it is 'rare' birds you are eating regularly, then I wouldn't worry too much, as long as you cook them properly. But then again, you will have to find another reason for the symptoms you are showing with regards to your sentences not making proper sense - maybe you have elephantitus - this can also affect your balls, but as opposed to falling off, they actually swell to well over triple their normal size :-)

2006-11-17 19:11:47 · answer #2 · answered by niccilicci 5 · 1 0

I don't know eat some more rare birds and lets find out

2006-11-17 19:01:39 · answer #3 · answered by Ms.BusyBody 4 · 1 0

Its no wonder so many British birds are rare if you're eating them, still, at least we know where they're going.

2006-11-17 19:02:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You've eaten rare birds and now you want salmon??? You're a walking eco-disaster man!

2006-11-17 19:02:23 · answer #5 · answered by prakdrive 5 · 1 0

rare as in uncooked? chances are quite high
rare as in not many? you're a dodo!

2006-11-17 19:04:56 · answer #6 · answered by leafy_c2i2 4 · 1 0

It seems like you are the bird. Why are u eating your own kind.

2006-11-17 19:00:52 · answer #7 · answered by observer 4 · 0 0

its beter to bern out than to fade away.
try a doedoe.
and watch out for the bird flue.
salmanea no your good.

2006-11-17 19:03:58 · answer #8 · answered by loboe27 4 · 1 0

I don't think it's nice you laughing.
You see, my mule, he don't like people laughin.
Gets the, crazy idea ,your laughing at him.
Now , if you apologise ,like I Know your going to !
Then , I might be able to convince him that, you really didn't mean it!!!!!!!!

2006-11-17 19:08:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i was hoping for this one day!!
how is it best to serve dodo?
i have one frozen at home and was waiting for advice such as this

2006-11-17 19:02:54 · answer #10 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 1 0

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