Not that he's broken or anything like that. Ole Ernie will go at just about anything. Problem was yesterday he went at that two nice fellers on bicycles. Mormons or something like that. Dressed real nice too. Anyway Ole Ernie took a likeing to one of them and just wouldn't stop. Made a mess on him too. So I feel real bad about that young man, pants all messed up and all, so I tell him I'll join up with what he's selling. You know, just cause I felt guilty and such. So now I'm a Mormon.
Sorry to drag this out, but should I fix Ole Ernie just in case some Muslim comes to the door?
2006-11-17 10:52:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Man, I'd hate to see what would happen if transvestite girl scouts come a knockin' on your door.
2006-11-17 10:55:27 · answer #1 · answered by Mental Floss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are crazy a dog humping does not ejaculate. You also are not a Mormon but a MORON and ain't no Muslim coming to your door. Ol Ernie should have been neutered a long time ago for obvious reasons and alot of male dogs get cyst on their testicles with age. Now that u have made me lol like hell You better go check your testes for cysts.
2006-11-17 19:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by Dotr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No! But old Ernie should do the right thing and marry the Mormon. Now go have a talk with and see to it he does the right thing.
2006-11-17 18:57:30 · answer #3 · answered by pikeruss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be so thin skinned. Any dog that will sexually attack purveyors of delusional superstition can't be that bad. To bad you don't have a horny pig for the Muslims.
2006-11-17 18:56:50 · answer #4 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes take a wrench to him
2006-11-17 18:54:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-11-18 07:46:17 · answer #6 · answered by john 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah, we had the same problem, so we had his bollocks cut off, and it calmed him down, DEF go for it, its fun watchin him wearing the cone aswell. xD haha
2006-11-17 18:55:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as he dont make a mess on my leg, I dont really care! :)
2006-11-17 18:56:03 · answer #8 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were you in that situation I would get him fixed right away!
2006-11-17 18:55:04 · answer #9 · answered by Brianna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!!! yeah, i've never heard of a muslim missionary.
2006-11-17 18:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by leafy_c2i2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋