A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"
So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
2006-11-17 09:31:01 · 8 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes...way too funny!
2006-11-18 02:54:39 · answer #1 · answered by Eraser 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG!! YES I about peed my pants from laughing so hard!!! heehehehe
2006-11-17 17:34:30 · answer #2 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Lol!!!! Haha,OMG,I love that story because it goes toshow you that men never listen and that boys will be boys!!!!! Lol,LMAO,LMAO!!!! I'm going to show my best-friend when she come.
OMG...My pan'ts...Their wet!!!!! O.o
2006-11-17 17:37:18 · answer #3 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! That's what he get! ^_^ I rate this a 12 (Out of 10)! ^_^
2006-11-17 17:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HeHe. I peed through my eyes...
2006-11-17 17:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by NEMESIS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there really such a thing?
2006-11-17 17:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol no I crapped my pants!
2006-11-17 17:33:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i loved this story great one! it really cheer me up! thanks! it is funny! hah gooooood one !!
2006-11-17 17:40:19 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ღ...∂αηg3яσυѕℓу ιη ℓσν3...ღ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋