They told me to make them tapioca to prove earthlings want peace. Should I make them some or just slap them and tell them to go away?
2006-11-17 09:25:24 · 31 answers · asked by The_know_it_all 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Ok, I served them lemon meringue pie and cyanide and now they have grown twice as big. Now what?
2006-11-17 09:53:49 · update #1
Ahhh....but do you know why they want tapioca as a sign of peace?? Ever wonder just what that stuff is?? Tapioca comes from dismembered bodies from the planet Gelatin, which the green men are at odds with. Offer up some pudding pops instead. oooohh frozen offerings! Do not slap them, they will just get mad and crop circle your yard with a big "Kill this one" sign, and kill you by info-mercial torture. Give them the vulcan sign, tell them nan-nu nan-nu and may the force be with them and everything should be gjust fine.
2006-11-17 09:39:23 · answer #1 · answered by Mustang Sally 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No No No...because if you give them Tapioca they will find out what the hell those little things are in that pudding and all earthlings (or just me and my friends) will look stupid!
What the heck are those little things in Tapioca???? And don't say Tapioca....maybe the little green men know all about it....send them my way!
2006-11-17 09:30:06 · answer #2 · answered by USuck79 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell them tapioca looks like boogers and offer to make them a nice strudel instead. If that doesn't work, offer to teach them the words to Jimmy Buffett songs. Then ask if they have any wicked good dance moves to teach you.
2006-11-17 09:33:34 · answer #3 · answered by houlihanoriley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's former Gov. Jerry Brown and upcoming California State attorney general. Watch out, he sues.
2006-11-17 10:06:39 · answer #4 · answered by gregory_dittman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frisk them for WMDs. Then make them lemon pie, tell them it's tapioca, and they better like it or else! If they don't eat the pie, the terrorists win, we lose, and the little green men can have my waffle iron.
2006-11-17 09:27:57 · answer #5 · answered by Monica M 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Who wants peace with anyone who would want tapioca? Exitement is what we want. Make them hot chocolate! or slap them and tell them to go away - definitely
2006-11-17 09:35:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tapioca? I thought they liked strawberry cheese cake! I guess they changed since the last time they were here.
2006-11-17 09:36:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
this is not to say that I believe what you say, but I think it would be quite cool if it was true. you should try to get a picture to prove what you claim, for one. then just make it for them. if it's true, we don't want a war with extra terrestrials because you decided you didn't want to make some tapioca for them!
2006-11-17 09:28:08 · answer #8 · answered by Mel K 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We turn green plants into salad so just whip out the old machete and make meat salad.
2006-11-17 09:40:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the hell, just make them some tapioca, its an easy price to pay over an anal probe......
2006-11-17 09:35:38 · answer #10 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋