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keep a picture of the wife in your pocket, when she looks pretty, stop drinking. lol

2006-11-17 09:20:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

What a stupid question. You can never have enough beer. It's the body that's the problem man! all of our problem, we need bodies that can stand up and be counted so that we all can finally have as you would say "enough beer". Until we evolve into this perfect being without limitation to the consumption of beer then we will never be free. Do you understand?
Unless off course you're a light weight and of ya **** on a few pints.

2006-11-17 09:31:08 · answer #2 · answered by Jo 2 · 0 0

When you reach the Beer Event Horizon: http://beerabbey.blogspot.com/2006/10/beer-is-act-of-faith.html

2006-11-17 18:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by Father Ashley 4 · 0 0

The only way to find out is if you get pulled over on the way home and the cop tells you so. If you are at home....usually when you start calling ex-girlfriends and breaking up with the one you are with at that time. If you puke, Not enough, that just means you ate too much and you are making room for more beer.

2006-11-17 09:21:49 · answer #4 · answered by Frank 3 · 1 1

When consumption has outstripped finances or the legs cease to work - although head is amazing clear - and you can't get to toilets or bar or to the door to catch a taxi to home and safety because that is a vulnerable state to be in.

2006-11-17 11:04:52 · answer #5 · answered by william john l 3 · 0 0

For me, my rule of thumb is when I am having to go to the toilet after each one (16 oz). I think its best to quit then, when it's still coming out that end, then to keep drinking and having it make a return through the way it entered.

2006-11-17 09:21:00 · answer #6 · answered by rhino 6 · 1 0

When the woman with the hairy mole on her face starts to get good looking

2006-11-17 17:45:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You can never have enough beer!

2006-11-17 09:27:12 · answer #8 · answered by Crippler 2 · 1 0

You're going to have to explain this 'enough beer' concept to me...

2006-11-17 09:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by Steve F 2 · 1 0

When you vomit, fall over, cant remember who you are, where you are, what your doing, get arrested, need I say more????
On a more serious note, you get a hot flush THEN vomit.........time for home and bed........... drink water BETWEEN beers, this does help.
Have fun my friend.

2006-11-17 09:48:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When you pull down your fly for a number 2.

2006-11-17 09:35:37 · answer #11 · answered by Monkey Basement 3 · 1 0

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