i thought about brushing the inside of the toilet w/ the person's toothbrush then peeing on it, but i never did it i'm too nice lol
2006-11-17 05:52:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
lol! girls are evil, nobody better mess with us lmao
2006-11-17 06:00:49 · update #1
DON'T go down _that_ road, please. ( I'm darn serious, too).
It starts small, and then it grows, this approach to injustice (real or perceived). Like kudzu vines (hear about them ?) once tried it tends to become a habit soon graduated to bigger and worse.
Why not try a different resolution ?.
Confronting the offender, or
Dissolving the relationship.
Much healthier mentally and otherwise, standing up in the open about how you feel.
The corruptive power of obtained revenge on the "inner" person brings small momentary satisfaction, payable in spades longterm.
Of course it is -ultimately- your choice, like everything else in life, no ?.
2006-11-17 06:06:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This guy broke up with me, in a really mean way for the slut he was dating before we started to date. I wa heartbroken for a while, then vowed to get revenge on him in time.
Well, after about less than two weeks he came back to me and said he 'realized' that he had made a mistake, that she was the biggest whore that he had ever seen, and it took going back to her, and being without me to see that. ONLY while he was with her in that two week period........somehow, he was so mesmerized by her that he ended up getting her name tatooed on his forearm.
The idea came to me like.......like........a sweet and beautiful dream. It was cruel, sadistic, and nuts. It was really meant to be more as an insult because I never thought in a million years he'd do it, or atleast TRY to do it, it was meant to be an extreme that he couldn't/wouldn't do, a way to basically let him know he'd never have a snow ball's chance in hell with me again. But anyway, here goes..........
I told him to take a butter knife, burn it on the stove until it's red hot, and burn that freakin name off of his arm. The NORMAL person would say hell no, and stomp away.....probably throwing cuss words around too. WELL, not this fool. He DID it. Or atleast TRIED to. A week and a half he came back to me, with it bandaged, he unbandaged it to show me that he had tried to do as I requested. So, half of it was gone. the only part left was about three letters long, the rest was a burnt, oozy, wound.
I took a good look at it, walked over to the front door, and told him he could go screw himself and then get that sluts name RE tattooed over that burn wound, and then go screw her because there was no way in heaven, on earth, or in hell that I'd ever take him back. Then I pushed him out the door and prayed that the door would hit him where the good Lord split him!!!
From what I hear........nearly 11 years later, and he is STILL telling that story to all who will listen. Poooooor, pooooor baby.
2006-11-17 06:45:33 · answer #2 · answered by lilac b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a friend who had his baby for the weekend ... and his ex was going out partying for the night ... he knew she was drinking & driving because we all saw her at the club ... he had one of his buddies call him when they saw her leave the bar ... as soon as she left the club he called the cops & reported a drunk driver ... she ended up getting a DUI that night & is still fighting it ... now that was harsh ... !
Me personally ... I've ripped out a chicks car window because we just got into a fight earlier that night & her car was parked in front of the house that the party was at ... I threw a bottle at her front windshield & it didn't break - that pissed me off even more .. so I walked over and saw the driver side window was down a little and just grabbed & yanked ... that thing shattered so fast ... I ended up having the police knocking on my front door that night ... and I had to pay for the damage I caused ... but boy was it worth it seeing her drive around town without a window in the middle of winter in Colorado - I laughed every time I saw her shivering @ss ... lol ... !
2006-11-17 06:14:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Meanest thing I have ever done to get revenge on someone. Was to call my Father in Law and tell him about my Mother In Law's affair. I know it was mean but she started it she told my husband a bunch of lies to try to break up my marriage so she could con him into moving back to his home town. She tried to break up my marriag so I didn't just try I broke hers up.
2006-11-17 06:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I'm not giving my secrets away, but here's something:
take an article of clothing that is black. Dye it in black dye, but DONT follow the directions--DO NOT rinse the dye out...just let it dry "naturally"...
Place that article of clothing back where it came from...trust me, the next time your target washes clothing, allllll that dye will come out and ruin every single bit of clothing washed with it.
Especially good if your target is the type to wash anything and everything together (in other words, doesnt separate).
Also sending a dollar to those television ministries in your targets name is pretty good--they'll hound them to the grave for $.
2006-11-17 05:56:59 · answer #5 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
I did that to my a relatives toothbrush once.
she made me sooo mad and i locked myself in the bathroom and looked around and just did it..but i didnt pee on ...jsut stuck it in the toilet lol
another thing i did te get revenge was:
i was dating this guy and i went away for a weekend to visit fam(for my bday) and i get bakc and her he cheated on me with this total B*TCH....she was soo mean to me...cuz i was really innocent back in 10th grade lol
so a couple months later shes dating this guy and she has to move so i asked her b/f to homcomming and then we started going out...so i pretty much took him from her....it felt kinda good...lol
2006-11-17 05:58:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats exactly what i did to an x boyfriend who cheated on me well we were living together and just left or didn't come home for about 1week without calling or anything, so I through his tooth brush in the toilet peed on it then put it in a bag with all his clothes and sent them on there way with him and never said anything about it till now I was actually kinda embaressed but always thought it was funny......
2006-11-17 05:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by juicy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when my ex decided to go to ocean city with his new(old) girlfriend, which i had been trying to do for like ever, and he never wanted to do, i was going to destroy the car. but then i decided not to cuz i knew something was gonna happen.
and it did! the hood flew up and smashed the windshield. awww, so sad. god knew how much THAT cost to fix, and the real kicker is that i could have had it fixed free if he didn't screw me over for her.
oh well. what goes around comes around, and i know my karmic retribution is not done yet.
2006-11-17 05:58:09 · answer #8 · answered by pikachu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick a ping pong ball in der gas tank... That will surprise them when there driving and all of a sudden the car shuts off, then starts again.
And to get the ball out is going to run them sum gud $$$!!!!
2006-11-17 05:56:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The meanest revenge??? Hmm.. probably pouring laundry soap over someones car....
2006-11-17 05:59:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋