A How Would You Poll?

Question

1. How would you tell your neighbor that you don't care if your dog is pooping in their yard?
2. How would you handle it if Tom Cruise asked you to marry him and bear his children?

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Answer 1

Everybody poops!

I have no objections to interspecies marriages, but I'm just not interested!

ROFLMAO!

Answer 2

1. Put dog on a leash and stand there while dog poops and neighbour is watching.
2. He is getting married tomorrow. I am married. It would never work.

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Answer 3

1. I would say "I don't care if my dog poops in your yard, you're dog can poop on mine, we're a family after all...
2. I would call 911 and tell them a sicko escaped from a mental institution... yikes, he's way too old... I'm 19... I would suggest him to adopt me perhaps... LoL...

Answer 4

1. Just laugh when the subject is brought up..and then state "How do you know it's dog poop from my dog?"
2. I think I would be scared for my life, and run like hell.

Answer 5

1. Laugh at them.
2. Punch him in the face.

Answer 6

1. smile at them while my dog poops in their yard then wave as I walk away from it
2. I would be very frightened, I have always been afraid of brainwashing,so creepy

Answer 7

1. Wouldn't bother. Ignore 'em.
2. Run like heck. Urk. Mine's crazy enough.

You're welcome!

(we knew you couldn't hold out!) purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Answer 8

1. Tell them that my dog is actually doing them a favor...fertilizer.
2. Say "If you can still skid across the floor in your underwear and socks I'll consider it" take a couple of pictures of it, sell them to a tabloid, then tell him "Later, Dude, you're jsut not my type"

Answer 9

1 I would say my dog does it because he is a good dog and doesnt sh*t in his own yard...sorry.
2 I would say okay but no prenups so I could devorce him and get all his money.

Answer 10

id probably sit down next to my dog and join him, and tell tom cruise my mom loves him more