up until recently it was on a hairdryer "do not use in the shower !",but this is even better, on a baby's bib bought from asda (george) "keep away from fire" also translated into german.
2006-11-17 04:47:22 · 34 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???.....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????....)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness..." (and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere? I wonder what sort of consumer complaint led to this brilliant advice!!!!)
2006-11-17 10:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by button moon 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
By using googles.As d technology has advanced u can go 4 a qualified Laser Treatment provided in Govt or restruced hospital.Its pofeessional n d look good if u have a beutifull eyes.As d saying goes thru d eyes u will his or her hearts
Thats why i belives..
2006-11-18 13:05:01 · answer #2 · answered by Zoujann K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a toy version of the Green Lantern's Power Ring a warning states 'Ring does not give wearer superpowers'
2006-11-17 04:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a toss up...
A toilet brush with a tag that says "Do not use for personal hygiene"
A scooter with the warning "This product moves when used."
A digital thermometer with the advice "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."
2006-11-17 04:52:55 · answer #4 · answered by Wendy C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not really the same thing but on a hand wash I bought it said"suitable for vegetarians"
or the "this product may contain nuts" on a bag of peanuts!
derrrrrr.
2006-11-17 05:53:59 · answer #5 · answered by Chocoholic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
warning on a packet of salted peanuts - may contain nuts - i hope they did thats why i bought the bloody things(when i can get the foil open)
2006-11-17 05:00:48 · answer #6 · answered by haz h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a marks and sparks ready meal
turned it over to read instructions on what to do and there was a warning not to turn upside down
and also on another item of food - caution could be hot if heated.
2006-11-17 11:38:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a bag of peanuts -warning this product may contain nuts
2006-11-17 07:55:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a baby car seat from the USA.
This product is not a stepladder
2006-11-17 05:07:21 · answer #9 · answered by Cholera Jasna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May contain traces of nuts, on a bag of peanuts!
2006-11-17 09:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋