Q. What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing?
A. Washed her hands with soap.
Q. Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
A. He was too busy playing the hormonica.
Q. Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress?
A. She didn't keep her mouth shut!
Q. What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. Boy's underwear half off.
Q. 100 Women Surveyed, "Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?"
A. 80% said not again.
Q. What's green and smells like Monica Lewinsky?
A. The pool table in the oval office.
Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.
Q. What does Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common?
A. They both throw a ho down.
Q. Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog Buddy?
A. He couldn't bear to say "Come Spot... Come Spot!"
2006-11-17 03:57:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
lol
2006-11-17 04:57:34 · answer #1 · answered by mary l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're a twisted little guy arent you! LOL :o) heard maximum of those earlier....thank you for the snicker immediately...i mandatory it!...and yeah you in all threat would desire to have skipped over the helen keller jokes..although..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2016-10-15 16:17:36 · answer #2 · answered by bumber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and whats worse than a bush and dick in the white house? how about a whole dick armey!
2006-11-17 04:00:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT'S WITH YOU AND HELEN KELLER? DIDN'T YOUR MOM EVER TELL YOU NOT TO MAKE FUN OF THE HANDICAPPED. ITS NOT TO LATE FOR YOU TO FEEL THE SAME PAINS.
2006-11-17 04:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by 2"CUTE"2B30 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God give it up, you're not funny!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2006-11-17 04:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
them are the worst jokes i ever heard
2006-11-17 05:29:15 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥MICHAEL IS MY DANGEROUS MAN♥♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you mix the President with Shirley Maclain?
A FIRE BUSH.....lol...lol..lol..lol..lol..lol..lol..lol..lol
2006-11-17 04:06:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋