Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other ***** little boys up the ***.
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A. A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
A. She wants to be the first lady.
Q. What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
A. When Hillary is out of town.
Q. Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican?
A. The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
2006-11-17 03:54:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Q: Whats a fish and a puddle got in common
A: They can´t ride a bike.
Q: What do you call a man holding a vibrator, spots on his face and lots of bacon on his head.
A: Sheik Rasheed Mohamed (spoken=shake, rash head, more ham head)
Q: What do you call a woman with a pool cue between her legs ballancing 3 pints of beer on each arm.
A: Beartrix Potter
Q: What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other
A: ileen (I lean)
Q: What do you call an armless and legless man in a lake.
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a man with 3 planks of wood on his head.
A: Edwood woodwood
2006-11-17 04:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by Ganymede 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Q. What does Michael Jackson like about twenty-eight year olds?
A. That there's twenty of them.
2006-11-17 04:03:08 · answer #2 · answered by Morey000 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you're a twisted little guy arent you! LOL :o) heard maximum of those in the previous....thank you for the snigger on the instant...i mandatory it!...and yeah you probable could have skipped over the helen keller jokes..nonetheless..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2016-10-22 06:18:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. Who has the lamest jokes?
A. You do!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2006-11-17 04:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny jokes, buy you're gonna get hosed for them
2006-11-17 03:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Didn't you got an better jokes, they are so olllllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddd, like you??????
2006-11-17 05:47:35 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO HUMOR AT ALL..... UR JOKES SUCK.... THEY MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL.....
2006-11-17 05:37:29 · answer #7 · answered by RE_FAN 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you are so funny
2006-11-17 04:00:23 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋