A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten times!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,
"You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and
he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
2006-11-17 02:33:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Haha, you make me laugh - and no I never listen!! ;o)
2006-11-17 02:44:09 · answer #1 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
Bite me.
Some women really are dumb. I would have asked for a heart attack. then he would have had one ten times and died and i would have been really really really rich.
I would have asked for the money yes.
My third wish would have been to make me forever irresistible to men. That way he would have eyes only for me and he would help me get a man that was better him.
2006-11-17 02:47:42 · answer #2 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a good job women dont listen, we wont take a blind bit of notice of the last bit
2006-11-17 02:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by jenna p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarous. It's not that i never listen i was just curious to see the end. There is a difference.
2006-11-17 02:44:27 · answer #4 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very good, of course I listen, but I'm just curious too.
2006-11-17 02:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-17 02:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by cfursa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard the one about the man who thought he was vastly superior to all females? He died lonely and unloved with no one to mourn his passing.
2006-11-17 02:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Very funny! But it just reminds us that stereotypes don't always fit. Men and women can both be smart, and both be stupid.
2006-11-17 02:46:54 · answer #8 · answered by New Rider of the purple sage 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
how are we supposed to answer (comment ) on your delusions if we don't scroll down?
why should anyone listen to you?
2006-11-17 02:42:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So so true! Nice one!
2006-11-17 02:53:02 · answer #10 · answered by renaultfi69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋