Never seen one for sale in the craft stores, that's for sure! Why not make one out of a nylon stocking? Cut out size, sew or glue, turn inside out and stuff.
2006-11-17 02:01:01
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answered by gator girl 5
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If just for a gag gift why don't you go to Hobby Lobby and get a piece of balsa wood large enough and carve one. It is very easy to carve and when your done use a little sandpaper to finish shaping and smooth it.
2006-11-17 02:01:45
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answered by Michael 5
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I think your best bet would be to make it yourself. You could make it out of sugar cookie dough, bake it, then attach it with glue. Or, to make it edible(???) you could mount it with frosting instead of glue. Sounds like a great "gag" gift!
2006-11-17 02:01:55
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answered by boots 6
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You could try Spencers. I know they have lots of inuendo products.
You could also go to a porn store and buy one and just it in half so it's around 3".
2006-11-17 02:00:47
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answered by H.L.A. 7
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try at a sex shop. They have gag gifts as well as practical sex toys. maybe something will pop up (pun intended) there. :P
2006-11-17 02:00:51
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answered by Stupid White Bastard 2
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What about moldeling clay that dries- available in craft stores- all colors....
2006-11-17 02:01:15
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answered by ARTmom 7
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why not buy a pen knife and find a piece of wood and whittle one yourself, That way you can make it in his image. hehe
2006-11-17 12:16:17
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answered by Anonymous
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I kid you not, these little wooden penises are over the place in chinatown. (Here in San Francisco at least)
2006-11-17 04:32:46
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answered by Tony 2
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glue a dead or fake cactus 2 it and call him Mr. Thorn : )
2006-11-17 02:03:07
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answered by Anonymous
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just glue a carret to it or something.
2006-11-17 01:59:58
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answered by Anonymous
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