2006-11-17 00:28:29 · 21 answers · asked by Silkie1 4 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
I would put up an advertisement like this:
Planet Earth is covered in Fields.
For all you little ones to practise their markings on.
Traditionally earthling's leave their cattle out at night.
Feel free to take DNA sample's.
Plenty of unintelligent people.
Take you pick on who to abduct today!!!!!!!!!
PLANET EARTH.......a fun planet for all the family!!!!! :o)
2006-11-17 22:13:46 · answer #1 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A worldly wise, down to earth experience, if a little taxing, but very reasonable for Mars bars, galaxies and milky ways. Planet now to avoid disappointment.
2006-11-18 08:57:23 · answer #2 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The natives are restless but creative. Most galactic tourists will have seen sights to boggle the mind in space but the curious traveller will always be looking for the new in the small and mundane
2006-11-17 08:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by beyondyu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still a bit expensive. Many tourists want to experience weightlessness. Government should assist bring the price down.
2006-11-17 08:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by Celestine N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you go back to your goombas at Zeta Reticulus make sure that you tell them there are three "must sees" on our little blue speck...
1) Mardi Gras--you won't be able to tell the humans from the E.T.'s.
2) Disney World--doesn't everyone want to go there?
3) Kentucky Derby Week--we're equal opportunity there...we'll take your money wherever you come from
Live long and prosper!!!
2006-11-17 08:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely nothing! The planet was beautiful once but then people ruined it. Go elsewhere. There is nothing left here.
2006-11-19 17:01:28 · answer #6 · answered by Mo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use this slogan "Earth: The Planet of the Apes"
2006-11-17 11:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by gleemonex69 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not too hot, not too cold, abundant water and life,,, It would be a great little planet if it were not infested with a nasty little parasite, called humans.
2006-11-17 10:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by landerscott 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Earth : It's a great place to stop and take a leak on your way to Jupiter.
2006-11-17 08:55:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lush green fields the sky an atmosphere
2006-11-17 08:35:01 · answer #10 · answered by lucasgrlfrnd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋