In England we have TV Licence Inspectors, nosey social workers, Council officials, religious freaks and other bible bashers, charity collectors calling on spec.
The postman also calls so I want him to be able to post letters safely.
In England we also have laws against keeping dangerous animals in the garden that will bite and/or eat callers. It is just not allowed.
The path to to the front door is not automatic trespass in England. This means you have to ask them to leave before you bash them!
2006-11-17 00:08:24 · 9 answers · asked by Perseus 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
post a sign stating no solicitation.
2006-11-17 00:17:11 · answer #1 · answered by DASH 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I answered the door to religious nuts naked once completely by mistake I was asleep on the floor naked after a really good drink It was sunday and I live near a church and the door knocked I jumped up in a trance like state half asleep half drunk opened the door took one look at them The woman looked shocked so I pulled an angry face and slammed the door Completely out of character but they've never been back.
Just because somebody at the door wishes to speak to you doesn't mean you have to speak to them. Its the same when the phone rings.
2006-11-17 00:53:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a sticker from 3 Counties Radio action desk 01582 441111
2006-11-17 00:22:56 · answer #3 · answered by waycyber 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try asking as many stupid questions as you can while just staring at them with a vacant look on your face.
Or talk non-stop while 'accidentally' throwing in that you:
a) are married to a jealous boxer with a bad temper.
b) thought he was the bailiffs - making you are a risk.
c) ask him to hold the baby who is wearing a filthy nappy.
I have actually stood at the window and made sure they saw me looking out at them.
What it really boils down to is to make yourself appear stronger than them and men do not like that.
2006-11-17 00:30:26 · answer #4 · answered by leximp 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only thing you can do is stick one of those snotty notices on the porch saying you don't buy things or give donations at the door! Or write one of your own and make it so obnoxious that nobody will dare ring the bell!
2006-11-17 00:19:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
crazy train by Ozzy BQ- I have never hid behind the sofa, but i have peeked through the curtains and just sat still in here until they left. LOL! Damn Johovas witnesses! Hahaha BQ- Call me Dr. Love by KISS
2016-05-21 22:27:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say no thank you firmly but politely and ask for my name to be deleted from their list. Don't shoot the messenger.
2006-11-17 00:14:36 · answer #7 · answered by pink 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if they ring i tell em not to ring back and hang up if they call round i say no thanx and shut the door!!!!
2006-11-17 00:16:10 · answer #8 · answered by jaqueline 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are just working or would have them unemployed .or have no social skills and not able to say no nicely
2006-11-17 01:00:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋