when shopping!
2006-11-16 23:15:19 · 21 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I used my Ex girlfriends credit card to buy a £750 designer italian suit!
she wont cheat on me again!!
2006-11-16 23:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by Nigi-magic 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Now that you ask, erm I think it was going shopping with a cold/nasal problems (hay fever possibly) and no tissues or handkerchief. Running noses and food don't go together too well really. I wouldn't have been surprised if I had been unceremoniously frog-marched out of the store!! However, I was told by my mum that years ago I thought the supermarket was a racing track with the sadly inevitable sprawling, untidy consequences!! Nice question and it opens up a whole field of it's own of what was the daftest/most embarrassing when.........
2006-11-16 23:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Allowed my ex to change labels in an Irish department store, thus defrauding the shop of the price difference between a lamb's wool sweater and some acrylic rubbish.
2006-11-16 23:23:10 · answer #3 · answered by Clive 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I used to work with a guy who got arrested for whacking off in a shoe store.
I once got very tired of waiting for my girlfriend (now wife, believe it or not) so I told her I would wait outside. As I kissed her I slipped one of those metallic theft prevention stickers in her pocket. I was able to pull the car near the front door to watch and when she (finally) left the buzzer went off. They used the hand held one after awhile and found this thing in her pocket. I know it was stupid, but I was bored and probably stoned too because I laughed my butt off.
2006-11-16 23:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by something'srotten 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I came out of a shop to see the kids who were in the car, and as a spoke to them, a car horn was blasted behind me. i didn't hear this woman pulling up, and as i turned she gave me the - move it peasant! - scowl and muttered something.
My kids were shocked. So when she went into the shop where my wife was, i keyed her lovely car door then we went. i don't know when she found out about the scratch though.
2006-11-17 00:32:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
spent far too much money.
otherwise when i was 7 i felt siick, and spewed everywhere in a huge shopping centre, yeah that was probably the worst
2006-11-16 23:20:11 · answer #6 · answered by trandru 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What I should have done. Tell off and report a store manager for calling customers "pigs" for messing up a sale display.
2006-11-16 23:22:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
cut across an old lady to get to the checkouts, but she was running for the same isle just as fast and i was in a hurry
2006-11-16 23:25:51 · answer #8 · answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i walked into the glass doore of the shop, when i was 10,
i was holding my aunts hand and it was a double doore (one was open and the other one was closed) she walked through the open one and i slammed into the closed one! :)
2006-11-17 02:52:19 · answer #9 · answered by lupus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stolen.
I nicked a bike chain.
I then gave it to a friend for his birthday.
The worst thing was, I told my mum I'd bought it, and she gave me the money!
2006-11-16 23:23:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋