2006-11-16 22:22:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Other - Business & Finance
Stick with illnesses that are reuseable in case you need to revisit this in the future. Good ones are:
Dental pain...abscess
Migraine Headaches
Inner Ear Infection causing Vertigo
Painful Sinus Infection
Blurred Vision from New Medication
2006-11-16 22:30:14 · answer #1 · answered by J Somethingorother 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Food Poisening,, from a take out. It lasts one day,, no follow up symptoms.
2006-11-17 06:27:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loose motions and vomitting. Nobody is going to cross check.
2006-11-17 06:28:55 · answer #3 · answered by Subhasis G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My granny is sick in the grave
2006-11-17 06:36:22 · answer #4 · answered by Nurul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you tell your boss that you're a bone idle layabout who can't be bothered coming in, you'll get what you deserve.
Thank you for dropping your fellow workmates in it. I'm sure they'll appreciate it.
2006-11-17 06:30:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lbm ( loose bowel movement ) is a common excuse. no one in the office will check your alibi because it stinks.
2006-11-17 06:33:26 · answer #6 · answered by Rolly r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate pathetic excuses. I just tell my boss I am not coming in...which is rare so he just says ok.
2006-11-17 06:26:34 · answer #7 · answered by sshazzam 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ya just call in and say you have diarrhea..........no one ever asks you to elaborate!
2006-11-17 06:28:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anal Glaucoma...... I can't see my asss coming to work today.
2006-11-17 22:13:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no not really
2006-11-17 06:28:32 · answer #10 · answered by Jimbo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋