...just because they're cute gals and I want to chat them up but the cigarettes they give away are always like some lousy menthol crap that I wouldn't smoke if I did smoke so that must be why the have to give them away and then my girlfriend asks me have a I taken up smoking because I smell like cigarettes and I can't say it's because a girl in a vinyl dress and go-go boots gave me free crappy cigarettes so I lie and say I was in a smokey mah-jong parlour because I'm secretly a brilliant mah-jong player and I win lots of money that way but she doesn't buy that but lets it drop and I think Basho had it right-"if you only live once, live in Japan"
2006-11-16
17:43:07
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michinoku2001
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