A man and woman just got married and it's their wedding night. They're in their suite and beginning to undress for the night's festivities when the husband tosses his new bride his pants and tells her to "put them on."
She gives him a strange look thinking he's kinky but places her legs in them and pulls them up. Of course they're way too big.
"I can't wear these!" She exclaims.
"Yeah, and don't you forget who does!" He says back at her.
The new bride can't believe she married a chauvenistic prick so she removes her panties and tosses them over to him and orders him to put them on.
He tries but can't get them past his thighs and says;
"I can't get into these!"
So she replies with a smirk.
"Yeah and you never will until you change your attitude Mister!"
2006-11-16 16:59:18 · 9 answers · asked by princessslave 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want... and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin', and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that I have rules too. There will be sex here at seven o'clock every night - whether you're here or not..."
2006-11-16 17:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by keltarr 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
2006-11-17 01:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by renclrk 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup that'sa joke, and an old one at that. ;)
2006-11-17 01:05:53 · answer #3 · answered by iyamacog 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
did it really make u laugh?
2006-11-17 02:07:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
That is really funny!!!
2006-11-17 02:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe correct....
2006-11-17 01:06:16 · answer #6 · answered by chona a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT JOKE!!!!
2006-11-17 01:11:18 · answer #7 · answered by ttjakt 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great story..............haaaaaaaaa...............very slick.thanks.
2006-11-17 01:05:39 · answer #8 · answered by blkhawk51 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wtf?
2006-11-17 01:05:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋