hmmm...where do i start,lol? Well i have a nickname called maneater in my town. I caught 1 of my ex's getting ready to cheat,beat his and her ***.Then we made up,and i was so nice,i decided to pick out his clothes for him while he was in the shower.Took some poison ivy ,rubbed it in his underwear(that was pretty dam funny to hear about a couple weeks later,lmao).He put the stuff on,we were running late for going out,i told him not to worry with the tooth brush that i had some great tasting spearment gum(laxative gum)he could try. I waited about 5 minutes(only suppost to chew 4 3 minutes then spit out) then i told him about the gum,while laughing! I also explained to him how i really couldnt forgive him and that it was over.He chased me to my car and got on the hood of it,lol,like that was going to stop me! I drove his stupid *** on the hood of my car right by his mom's house(beeped the horn and waived of course,oh and the look mom had.....priceless!) Then got him out on the main road,i think i got the car going about 75 mph,then decided to do a 360 in the middle of the road and through him in the ditch! Whole new meaning to kickin your guy to the curb,lmfao!!! Went back to the house and finished getting my stuff. Called him a couple weeks later to let him know about the poison ivy,didnt hear from him again,lmao!!!
2006-11-16 17:19:21
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answered by Anonymous
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After I left my ex 16 months ago, I met someone else. We got a brand new car together, so I shoed that off to him. Not only that, I went and got a cheap $8 ring from Wal Mart and said that my boyfriend got it for me and that we are getting married someday. And I told him that we would be buying a house soon. Man, did it ever piss him off!!! He is still pissed as of now! What really happened is that yes, we got the car (but it got repossessed later as I lost my job and we couldn't afford it), I moved in with my boyfriend, he got me a ring, and we are engaged and getting married next year. But, my ex doesn't know the truth of it all!
The reason I did all of this to him? Put it this way: in my eyes, he is the scum of the earlh. He is a loser. He uses and abuses anyone he comes in contact with, he uses and abuses drugs, lies and cheats to no end (even had a 4 year affair with his brothers wife--who I had known since childhood, then while truck driving had affairs with hookers and had an emotional affair with a coworker), etc. I was fed up with his crap and wanted to show him that I CAN make it without him. He still swears that he treated me like a queen! HA! He doesn't even know what that means or looks like!
2006-11-16 17:07:50
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answered by honey 6
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I haven't done anything bad to my ex's but they have done stuff for me. I was having feeling for a guy how used to come out and do my horses feet and did a bit of work for me. Eventually we kissed, fell in love and made love the nomal thing, I found out later the he was cheating on his girl how was also pregnant. Once I found out I had nothing to do with him. The odd time I have seen him I have not talk to him.
2006-11-16 17:02:17
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answered by MJane21 5
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I'm not too bad.......probably the worst thing was stopping(skreeching to a stop) in the middle of a very busy avenue and yelling get the F-bomb out of my car.
2006-11-16 16:58:47
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answered by rere 6
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I,m a cop so I planned some weeds, in the car have my former partner arrested her, so I have custody of the kids after not seeing them for 13 yrs. The ***** deserve everythings she got because father who pays childs supports have every right to see there kids.
2006-11-16 17:07:21
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answered by Anonymous
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I found out mine was doing cocaine and he never came home ,so when his boss would call i'd tell him that he was still binging ,and then i went to the house he was staying at w/ a baseball bat and beat everyone of them down literally then i found him in the bedroom with another girl so i beat her down w/ my fists ,i didnt need the bat for her,besides it was all bloody from the guys i beat down,then i commenced to smash the crap out of his truck ,and i went home,and smashed the **** out of his Harley,i promptly moved me and my son out
2006-11-16 17:05:20
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answered by redneckwoodman 6
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About 15 years ago my friend sharon introduced me to her boyfriend, Brett. I fell in love with him. I dumped my ex Shane for Brett. Now Brett and i are married and have a beautiful girl named Epponee Rae. Sharon unfortunately has no boyfriend or husband so she is quite lonely.
2006-11-16 16:59:19
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answered by Kimberly day 2
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With my last gf while we were in Europe I caught her cheating on me so I took all of the money we had saved for the trip and left her there...it took her like 2 week to get back to the US...
2006-11-16 16:57:04
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answered by r.domez 2
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After finding out that my then husband cheated on me I slept with his uncle! although he still to this day has no clue even though we have both made the same reference to being withsome one and gave details he hasn't put it together that my story is familar to his uncles
2006-11-16 16:58:25
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answered by Anonymous
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Married him- ick, what a waste of time. Only good thing I got out of that marriage was my son. I get mad only at myself for this boo-boo. If I was angry at my ex- he would own me. I don't have the time nor the inclination to give that jerk the time of day....
2006-11-16 16:58:18
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answered by jyone scotani 3
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