2006-11-16 16:31:59 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
a hooker. santa needs to get laid. word is mrs. claus is getting a lil saggy.
2006-11-16 16:36:42 · answer #1 · answered by el nombre 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm gonna give "him" the same thing i always do.... a nice quick nap, after i get through putting everything out and stuffing stockings and getting everything ready before the craziness begins Christmas morning....o yea..and probably a couple excedrin tension headache pills
2006-11-17 00:38:22 · answer #2 · answered by lucky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cookies and milk. And don't forget to leave out a carrot or two for his reindeer. While you're at it, you should write Old St. Nick a little thank you card. He's been working hard for you for a long time and it's time you show him some gratitude.
2006-11-17 00:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by tomato 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A gift certificate for Jenny Craig
2006-11-17 00:42:24 · answer #4 · answered by redneckwoodman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Viagra
2006-11-17 00:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I thought he was supposed to give you something. Carrots for Rudolf, and a B.L.T. and a beer for santa
2006-11-17 00:39:12 · answer #6 · answered by rere 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The deal a meal plan,he needs to lose some serious pounds.
2006-11-17 08:51:21 · answer #7 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bottle of 200 year old brandy, a slutty little elf, and a vibrator for Mrs. Claus.
2006-11-17 00:36:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why don't u bake him a cake, he gave me a call told me how he is so fed up of the cookies he wants a change this yr, maybe he may even leave u and extra gift for being so thoughtful!
2006-11-17 00:36:49 · answer #9 · answered by micheypoo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nonalcoholic eggnog- he still has to fly the sleigh...we don't want Santa to get an fwui (flying while under the influence)
2006-11-17 00:38:17 · answer #10 · answered by chinadoll31645 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What Santa isnt real!?!?!??!?!!??!?! Awwww man..... I wanted a PS3 for Christmas.
I knew that Long time ago. About 12
2006-11-17 00:36:14 · answer #11 · answered by Brian 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋