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2006-11-16 16:15:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

24 answers

I would use one of those paper toilet seat covers just to be sure.

2006-11-16 16:21:41 · answer #1 · answered by E_Soup 5 · 4 0

I used to sit on Santa"s lap when I was a child.. But now, no more.. besides, My dad who happened to be santa claus is now in heaven...

2006-11-17 00:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by ok 4 · 0 0

Yes

2006-11-17 00:21:29 · answer #3 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

if your a young child yes, if you an adult you no longer need Santa's lap

2006-11-17 00:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by chinadoll31645 3 · 0 0

I wouldn't, Santa's are bad, haven't you seen Bad Santa?

2006-11-17 00:22:12 · answer #5 · answered by Blank 3 · 2 0

well that b*ner that santa will get when you sit on his lap mite hurt.

2006-11-17 00:20:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

SIT ON HIS LAP AND TALK ABOUT THE FIRST THING TAHT POPS UP...LOL.

2006-11-17 01:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think if he works for the mall you are OK but if he is working for the bar I would not risk it.

2006-11-17 00:31:43 · answer #8 · answered by Kari 3 · 0 0

No, his osteoporosis is going to get to him anytime now, and his leg will fall off.

2006-11-17 00:21:44 · answer #9 · answered by The Riddler 3 · 1 0

"Dashing through the snow,
In a one perv open sleigh,
O'or the slums we go,
Bouncing all the way ....


Bells on Bob's rump ring,
Making headlights bright,
What fun it is to drink and sing
a drunkard song tonight.......

OH JUNGLE BELLS, MY BREATH SMELLS, I THINK I LAID AN EGG........ OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A PIMPED OUT WOODEN SLEIGH........

2006-11-17 00:26:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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