I wake up and reality slaps me in the face?
2006-11-16 16:09:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lifes a b*itch.
2006-11-16 16:15:17 · answer #1 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
because your wife or your girlfriend who is sleeping next to you knows by the sounds that you are making while you are sleeping, its time to Wake you up by slapping you, if not she'd have to deal with, you looking all mooney eyed and walking around the apartment all day thinking about your dream girl. and she just can't stand it any more. :D
2006-11-17 00:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by Piggy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I'm only going to tell you this one more time:
The "Girl of your Dreams" is NOT the latest centerfold of Playboy.
Try reading some Fairy Tales and taking some tips from Prince Charming. Maybe then you could live happily ever after!
Cheers
2006-11-17 00:22:46 · answer #3 · answered by orion 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its not reality its the girl slapping you on the face
2006-11-17 00:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by earthygirl 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Probally becuase you are never going to find the women of your dreams......JOin the club LOL!!!!
2006-11-17 00:15:01 · answer #5 · answered by 800 bound 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because reality truly does bite
2006-11-17 00:14:26 · answer #6 · answered by chinadoll31645 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats why it is called a dream silly it never happens,us women have that problem too
2006-11-17 00:26:54 · answer #7 · answered by redneckwoodman 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
bcoz dreams never come true, so dude wake up.
2006-11-17 00:26:28 · answer #8 · answered by jimmy 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dreams don't last...reality does
2006-11-17 00:21:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Or she's married. Now that hurts BAD
2006-11-17 00:38:31 · answer #10 · answered by Tennis_Ace 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You haven't found the right one yet.
2006-11-17 17:14:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋