What is it about silk boxers that makes the Captain want to scout out the starboard side?

Question

He pretty much stays in the cabin when I wear cotton.

Answer 1

From what I have heard in *bs* sessions with friends (whom some have a decent IQ rating) the reason your fellas hang out on 1 side or another is because nobodys legs are exactly the same length. Therefore you have a slight lean when walking which in turn, so do they! :) jingle bells jingle bells

Answer 2

It's something new and different. It's a very luxurious fabric in texture, so that helps. Plus, silk is sexy. Or at least it has the perception of being sexy.