He'd chase after you, catch you, politely cover you up, and then proceed to tell you how rude you are - in a fatherly manner; trying to teach you a lesson. He'd then tell you how Scientology would set you free, because you're very obviously on drugs - no good Scientologist would streak his wedding. If you talked back, he would tell you that you know nothing, you're glib and he's read every book on streaking weddings.
After a few months, probably after the honeymoon and taping of MI: IV, he'd stop by your house and apologize for calling you crazy and glib.
You might want to put plastic on your couch until after he shows up. Good luck.
2006-11-16 16:21:06
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answered by Brntte3078 4
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it fairly is a no longer undemanding one as a results of fact they're on par in terms of videos. yet, as a man or woman I relate greater useful to Johnny Depp. anyhow, their careers are on par. Cruise: Rain guy some reliable adult adult males venture: impossible Born on the 4th of July far and Away risky business enterprise precise Gun the colour of money Cocktail Jerry McGuire Eyes huge close Vanilla Sky The final Samurai Depp: what's ingesting Gilbert Grape Edward Scissorhands Donnie Brasco worry and Loathing in Las Vegas Chocolat Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy finding Neverland the two their action picture careers have further them mass charm in memorable videos. yet, one ingredient is for optimistic Cruise has worked with greater mythical directors than that of Depp. I recommend no offense to Tim Burton - the guy to blame for casting Depp better than all people. yet, he isn't any Martin Scorsese, Oliver Stone, Stanley Kubrick, or Brian De Palma.
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answered by Erika 3
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He may leave Kate at the altar and fall in love with you. Hey, how could he not fall in love with a hunk like you???
lol
2006-11-16 16:09:52
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answered by nevada nomad 6
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probably start streaking with you...he is a little on the weird side too.
2006-11-16 16:00:11
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answered by tanya 3
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He might change his mind on the use of medication for the mentally ill!
2006-11-16 16:02:36
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answered by Lynda 4
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he would probaly want to kick your azz who cares tom sucks any way
2006-11-16 17:02:02
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answered by Anonymous
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You're such a naughty boy!lol!
2006-11-16 16:00:49
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answered by sam 7
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get extremely pissed at you like he did to the guy that squirted water in his face. as for me...i would be laughing my butt off
2006-11-16 16:02:22
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answered by lily 3
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He would think it was cool if you did that, but landed on one of his couches!
2006-11-16 16:01:51
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answered by 2Good4U 4
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be sure to hand out antidepressants while your there. They will adore you
2006-11-16 16:03:17
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answered by Anonymous
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