2006-11-16 15:04:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Because Mrs. Claus has toys of her own to play with!
2006-11-16 15:39:03 · answer #1 · answered by Mental Floss 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now you know we cannot teach children that a married couple would be happy having sex and raising a family, so we never talk about sex between Santa and the Mrs.
2006-11-16 15:20:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If they had had children the kids would know all of the Santa secrets because they would be living at the North Pole.
2006-11-16 15:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by Pearl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because santa is always to busy with mrs clauses sister, she had all the elve's
2006-11-16 15:13:13 · answer #4 · answered by Perfectly Insane 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The standard answer. He only came once a year. It must not have been a good time for Mrs. C.
2006-11-16 15:10:25 · answer #5 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, thats another naughty mark for you and a couple of others. Looks like no Santa for you again.
2006-11-16 15:37:37 · answer #6 · answered by Ragnarok 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Santa prefers to have kinky sex orgies with the reindeer and elves and Mrs. Claus is actually a lesbian.
2006-11-16 16:27:21 · answer #7 · answered by Asphycsia 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
where would they put them if they had kids?
hellooo all the elves and all come on
santa can barely make ends meet as it is..
poor santa
2006-11-16 15:21:37 · answer #8 · answered by vampys_realm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He only comes once a year and he was away on business at the time.
2006-11-16 15:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute question! Made me smile. I'm not sure on the answer, but I'll be looking at everyone else's responses. :D
2006-11-16 15:19:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋