Is anyone else seeing a hovering metal orb outside their window, sucking up screaming humans like puffed rice?

Question

Or is it just my neighborhood?

Answer 1

Darn it. I specifically told them "stay away from SunsetSam's house, or he's bound to post this question and then EVERYone will know our plans." Problem is, mercenary aliens just don't listen. I'll make you a deal... you keep this a secret, and you can be my second in command once I achieve world domination. Thanks!