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Not anymore than shopping for construction power tools can make me a lesbian

2006-11-16 13:42:21 · answer #1 · answered by DRAGON LADY 3 · 5 0

What If I buy a power tool and a houseware at the same time, would that make me Bi?
If I sell my housewares, would that make me a Virgin again?
If I sold them at a yard sale, would that turn my neighborhood Gay?
If I borrow instead of shopping, does that mean I am not ready to make a commitment?

2006-11-16 22:29:00 · answer #2 · answered by sudonym x 6 · 0 0

Yes. As soon as you hit the housewares aisle, you turn gay. That's exactly how it happens. There's no turning back.

2006-11-16 22:06:08 · answer #3 · answered by Consuming Fire 7 · 1 0

Depends on what the housewares are going to be used for.

2006-11-16 21:39:46 · answer #4 · answered by RPM 2 · 1 1

Yep. Happens all the time! Straight guy goes shopping for housewares and *BOOM*, he's gay.

2006-11-16 22:43:32 · answer #5 · answered by ByTheSea 4 · 1 0

My boyfriend watches Queer Eye, and Project Runway and claims he is still straight. I would have to ask him about the housewares. If you need them, I guess you are not gay. If you are browsing for fun, maybe not.

2006-11-16 21:42:06 · answer #6 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 3 0

so what...straight people don't have any housewares? how do the cook? what do they eat off of? where the hell do you come up with these ignorant, ridiculous questions? you obviously have no life....try getting one!

2006-11-16 21:47:05 · answer #7 · answered by redcatt63 6 · 2 0

Of course, what would gay men do without Bed, Bath and Beyond.

2006-11-16 22:40:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What are housewares?

2006-11-16 21:42:40 · answer #9 · answered by commonsense 5 · 2 1

Only if you find yourself obsessed with matching them woith the paper in your kitchen or paint in the dining room- and of course the china pattern is classy too, by all means YES!

2006-11-16 21:51:36 · answer #10 · answered by admiredi 4 · 2 1

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