2006-11-16 13:29:50 · 8 answers · asked by TURKEY DEVOURER 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Use chicken feed. Obviously legitimate.
2006-11-16 14:20:57 · answer #1 · answered by Elerth Morrow ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Place a dirty hair brush (full of hair) where the ferret can see it, turn off all the lights and shine a flashlight on the hairbrush.and make a mewing sound.
When the ferret comes out, he will be humming something like "That's Amore' " but do not let this distract you.
Grab the hairbrush and whack him over the head. Put him in his cage. He will probably
be into S&M after this, but he will leave the turkey alone.
2006-11-16 21:39:57 · answer #2 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't bother. That is what the "turducken" combo served on Thanksgiving is. They stuff a turkey with a ferret and cook it all together. They have been featuring it on cable TV and it looked great.
2006-11-16 21:33:38 · answer #3 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the turkey in the oven.
2006-11-16 21:33:34 · answer #4 · answered by Rago715 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chicken.
2006-11-16 22:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um...don't coax him...suck it up, stick your hand in the turkey and pull him out. geez.
2006-11-16 21:33:36 · answer #6 · answered by Diamond 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put it in the oven, i guarantee he'll come out.
2006-11-16 21:34:24 · answer #7 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
show him your beaver
2006-11-16 23:03:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋