What should I say to people when they yell at me for setting my marshmallows on fire before eating them?

Question

I set them on fire, wait until the whole thing is blackened and eat it, it's delicious! And it's the only way you know the whole thing is toasted lol. What should I cay to them? Everyone say your gonna get cancer. Here's the second part to my question:

Is there anything that DOES'NT cause cancer?

Answer 1

Sure it causes cancer. I know this person who ate their marshmellows like that and had mouth cancer it was pretty nasty. They had to cut out their lips. They looked weird. I would hate to look like that. I would probably have to cover my head with a paper bag. Or maybe I could make a bag out of wrapping paper and change it for the hollidays. That would be cool. You should go out and buy some wrapping paper. I think Target has good wrapping paper. Do you have a Target where you live? If you don't, then you should go to Walmart. Walmart is everywhere. It's taking over the world. Walmart causes cancer, sorry.

Answer 2

Tell them to quit yelling & tend their own business. Tell them that yelling causes cancer & it spreads very fast. Then smile politely & eat your marshmallow. As far as I'm concerned, blackened is the best way to serve them too.

It seems like many things are rumored to do so, but I don't believe everything I hear. ☺

Answer 3

Just flip the burning marshmallow at them. Hey, that's the only way to eat them. Yes, everything causes cancer.

Answer 4

Tell them (after they say you are gonna get cancer) Oh DARN (throw marshmellow on ground act mad at it pointing tward it and say)I guess ill just have to start smoking again!
You have good taste!Because those things have a good taste!I like mine black too.I dont think its gonna give you cancer unless you eat a handfull of red m&m's and smoke a pack of cigarettes afterwards.Funny marshmellow story-I asked my boyfriend to get me some marshamellows to roast one night because we were having hotdogs done outside.Well he comes home with a bag of the small marshmellows.Then it rained.So what did I do?I sat in my room and roasted them on a paperclip with a lighter.It was very nice!-I say eat um black,there better that way!Oh ya I don't think corn gives you cancer because you don't digest it :)
......ps.In case someone didnt get my m&m joke-back in the 40's they stoped making red m&ms because they thought the red dye caused cancer.

Answer 5

That's exactly the way I like them too. Don't pay any attention to them....idiots enjoy being self righteous. Ask them for statistics, if there is anyone they personally know who died from eating crispy toasted marshmallows or are they just jumping on the bandwagon promoting propaganda or hearsay?

Answer 6

Tell them, "Some like it hot."

I've never heard of burnt marshmallows being the cause of cancer. So maybe that's one of the few things that aren't directly linked to cancer.

Answer 7

Tell them to back off. I love my marshmallows that way. They taste so much better. I never heard that burning your marshmallows causes cancer.

Answer 8

I say "don't comment till you try it" I like mine roasted too, If they are half done, what's the point?
Roasted marshmallows cause cancer? Hmmmm?

Answer 9

They need to chill.
Can they prove the cancer link? Are they cancer researchers or physycians?
Maybe they should leave doctoring to the doctors, then.

Answer 10

How about turning very slowly, stare them straight in the eyes and say "You know, there was this guy who used to always make comments about my marshmallows. I sent beautiful flowers to his funeral."
Then just smile...