Revenge: Whats the best light revenge!?

Question

Light hearted lesson in shirking responsibilities required! Need to get my cheeky male chovanist pig boyfriend back. Since when was a hoover a christmas present?? And as for him telling me its to make my life easier, and that how was he to know that when i said i wanted more help around the house, i actually meant him! certainly not a hoover that has 'a really long handle which stops you bending down so far, thats a help within itself' hmmmm im still not convinced! Lol

Answer 1

Girl , you must strike back hard and fast ...you need to get him some blowup doll ....tell him that she'll be taking over for you...because you'll be busy vacuuming, and or too tired from vacuuming to fulfill his needs... stock up on lots of really bad TV dinners in the re frig...you're too busy vacuuming to cook.... etc...etc...etc....let your imagine run wild you can do it !

Answer 2

LOL. Well hun don't take it too hard I think he may have been joking or really thick headed. Plus women shouldn;t get angry when guys buy things like cookware or vacuum cleaners for gifts. At least he is getting you something...and it will make life a little easier.

As you some light revenge. Just quit doing his laundry. After a week or so when he runs out of socks,underwear or pants he'll ask you about it. Just say "honey I've been swamped can you give me a hand?" Then hand him the new vacuum cleaner he bought you.

Answer 3

I had a friend with a similar problem once. I told her that she needed to reward him when he did the things she wants. For example, he had certain sexual acts he particularly liked, so I told her that every time he helps, no matter how little, give him what he wants and let him KNOW it is because of his help. The more helpful he is, the better the reward. Men pretty much only need a few things to keep them happy. Food, Sports, SEX, and being made to feel like a provider or that they are useful and needed. My friend told me that I saved their marriage.

Answer 4

Aw, babe, that was not funny! You do diserve to get your boyfriend back. My advice would be subtle practical jokes. Ever seen the French film Amelie? Follow in her steps, she change a mans slippers to a size smaller, put salt in the brandy, changed all the lightbulb to 40watt and unscrewed the door handles. You'll drive him mad, but he cant prove anything or even accuse you of anything. these are just examples, butyou coud do things that effect only him!

Answer 5

What's revenge going to do?

You can't teach people responsibility by revenge, he really doesn't care what filth he lives in as long as he don't have to clean it...sounds like you will have to make a decision to live with it or not.

I wouldn't do the vaccumming at all until a compromise deal was made...you are in a relationship, aren't you?

Tell him to pull his socks up and help or you seriously are going to be controlled by this guy all your life ... is this what you want?

Good luck!!!

Answer 6

Tit-for-tat doesn't really get the problem fixed. I would go for the real deal; what is it that you need from this relationship; you are going to have to educate him with what is needed! If he pays scant attention to you; your needs etc; and is not pulling his weight, you will have to draw a map, and then point the way, to ensure he follows what you mean.

Answer 7

Get him a dress in your size, a female diamond necklace, and beautiful pair of heels. Tell him, it's to make his life easier.

Answer 8

Dust his underpants with icing sugar. By the time he gets to work he'll be in a real sticky mess...

Either that or attach the hose to his knob while sleeping...hehehehe

Answer 9

Just remember "Revenge is a dish that's best served COLD!"

Answer 10

do you wash his laudry for him if you do just don't wash any of his underwear and he will go to put them on and there will be none..........or vacum right next to him while he is sleeping you just really wanted to give it a try at 3am.