I ask earlier why santa doesnt have kids , of all the answers I got , no correct answers , so here it is , are you ready , because he only comes once a year , then he shoots off up the chimney ,
2006-11-16 12:23:04 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Because all of the children of the world are his children....
lol
Maybe he's been snipped?
2006-11-16 12:39:48 · answer #1 · answered by pixi_doll 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because he's too busy thinking about the children of world
and giving presents to everyone. anyway if he did everyone
be jealous of them cause they get all the presents and
ps3 xbox 360 and wii plus they would be usual target for
kidnappers just for money and free stuff. plus him and his wife wouldn't have time for them you know what mrs claus be
doing helpin out the elves and all that
2006-11-16 12:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by donpatchiggle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So he can give to everyone else's children all over the world. ♥
2006-11-16 12:36:03 · answer #3 · answered by ◙Blue-Eyed♥Red-Headed♥Bella◙ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were trying to be funny and that was supposed to be a joke, well then har dee har har back at ya.
2006-11-16 12:25:02 · answer #4 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He does have kids !!!
Where do you think all those elves came from...
Incest I tell ya... he needs to be looked into!!!
2006-11-16 13:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some men and women cant conceive and maybe he and Mrs.Santa are just one of those unlucky couples who cant have children of their own, yes! that explains why they put so much effort into making other children happy,. yep that's it.
2006-11-16 12:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
cause for all we know he maybe something else, he doesnt like sex he just KISS
2006-11-16 14:29:31 · answer #7 · answered by pikapika 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all righty then...I guess that's funny in your own little world. have fun playing leapfrog with the unicorns.
2006-11-16 12:28:47 · answer #8 · answered by Lacy L 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why of course he has kids, it's his elfs.
2006-11-16 12:33:44 · answer #9 · answered by RudiA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because hes not f*cking real you stupidass
2006-11-16 12:30:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋